Very grave accusation

I think somebody may have stolen my sweaty T-shirt. Fortunately I had alternative clothing or I would have been forced to go out into the snow topless last night.
Be very grateful if people could sniff the armpits of any clothes they brought home last night, and if they don't recognise their own parfum please could they return it to the club house.
Be very grateful if people could sniff the armpits of any clothes they brought home last night, and if they don't recognise their own parfum please could they return it to the club house.